The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
Get the Religious Existential Panicmug. 
Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...
Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
Get the Authoritarian Religious Cultmug. Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.
by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025
Get the The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)mug. (1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.
If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"
Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.
Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.
by HarveyB November 16, 2007
Get the religious burnmug. Mutli-Religious is someone who believes or believes in multiple religions! This can be that someone fluctuates between multiple religions, someone who believes in separate parts of religions, someone who follows multiple religions, etc.
by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025
Get the Mutli-Religiousmug. Hym "You don't get a say Jew lover. Religious people are going to get your kids killed. Get your guns ready on both the child murder and not child murder side because it's almost child murder o'clock."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the Religious Peoplemug.