Roflet

1. Rolling On Floor Laughing Eating Toast
2. That was funny

Player1: Your Eating Toast?
Player2: Yes
Player1. *Joke*
Player2. ROFLET

by BBgamer July 5, 2009

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts

by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

Reflektor

A Reflektor, as described by Win Butler of Arcade Fire in their song "Reflektor", is a barrier between the trap of modern technology and escape. You think you are going to go a week without your phone, to better yourself, only to find yourself watching more TV. You feel trapped between technological advancement and a disconnection from the real world. You are reflecting your desire to free yourself of the modern world back onto yourself, and becoming trapped again. One of the lines from the song is below.

"I thought I found a way to enter;
it's just a Reflektor"

by AlrightCool7852 August 16, 2020

Reflit

the act of going from relationship to relationship

wow they just got out of their old relationship, haha they are in a reflit

by malfoy22 October 11, 2020

Reflect on FiveM Day

A day to reflect on your life and see if FiveM is really worth the 6-7 hours a day you spend on it.

Celebrated on February 8th, annually.

Person 1: I’ve made my decision folks. I can’t keep playing FiveM anymore. I spend more hours in it then my full time job.

Person: Oh great. Is this because it’s Reflect on FiveM Day?

by Jim Chu February 8, 2022

conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny

A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"

by Teh Noj October 1, 2009