recockulatory

something so ridiclous that a real world doesnt do it justice.

They want me to come in on sunday and work on the TPS reports thats fuckin recockulatory!

by the man! September 3, 2003

recocklous

*when somebody says something,to stupid to comprehend.*
*or*
*when someone is doing something dumb, retarded, un-cool.*

EXAMPLE 1
Matt:"hey jessika, can i sip beer out of your butt?"
Jessika: "no dude, thats recocklous"
EXAMPLE 2
"Justin is so recocklous because he sucks cock for a living.

by Jessika Lane Girardot February 6, 2007

jj redick

jizzing in a girls eye from across the rooms

I stood across the room and jj redicked right in her eye.

by jtater January 26, 2010

Rediclegit

(Basically it's rediculously legitimate.) It's so extremely legitimate that only adding another adjective can help you explain the intensity of what you're talking about.

1. Alex
2. Being so poor that the only way to bring in food and rent money would be to donate plasma...which is rediclegit.

by Die Hard Journey Fan June 21, 2009

redick

An overrated, overhyped Duke basketball player that peaked early season. He went from 1st place best shot to 5th. ALL he does is get the ball, pump fake, dribble over then shoot. In the ACC Tournament he crippled Duke. He threw up the ball everytime he got it in the Maryland game, largely contributing to their loss. He has no defensive skills or ball handling. Now that his shot is gone, he sucks.

"And, as poorly as J.J. Redick performed -- his jumper deserting him -- he could take solace in finishing as only the second-worst shot in the building this weekend. The title went to the clod in the stands who shot himself in the rear with his concealed pistol Friday night."
-Steve Hummer, AJC

by IhateRedick March 18, 2004

JJ Redick

jj redick is a punk dookie just like the rest of the dookies. jj posted almost all of these definitions himself in a pathetic display of self-absorbtion.

-jj will get shut down by the tar heels this year!
-the tar heels will own jj redick and the rest of the dookies this year.

by Tar Heel #1 November 8, 2004

redickless

A variation of Rediculous. always said by beleivers of cameronism.

Mr porter:"Ill sign your planner"
(signs planner)
Cameron:"That's REDICKLESS!

by Conquistador May 3, 2005