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Stinky Ass

Someone who had a deficating ass stinch
by ftuckerbig October 25, 2008
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Redbana

Company that fails epicly and decided it's a good idea not to add new content for 3 months. When they finally decide to add new content, they add songs from over 9000 years ago such as 'Fireflies' *gags* Also, their forums have the biggest fags ever, too. A few people on there are pretty awesome though.

PS
No, Bryan, your life isn't perfect. SORRY BBYGURL.
What's that one company that has fobs for GM's called again? OH YEAH! Redbana.
by IDUNNOLOLZ October 25, 2010
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Redmon

Redmon is like having a 26 Inch douche in your ass all day... He makes you wanna slit your wrist but they are to brittle to slit because he has been beating you for 12 hours nonstop.

Redmon is also like having a bitch that is alway on there period. Having yours testicles covered in honey on a bee farm. A Redmon is also like having a horse dick slaping you in the face and all the cum getting inside your vagina.Like masturbating in acid rain, or eating at Mcdonalds... All in all, Redmon is definately no Axelscott
Damn, that bitch Redmon is such a hairy anus.
by Redmon December 17, 2008
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RedMonkey

1.Noun. To be a closet homosexual
2.Adj/Noun. To be or resemble the looks or qualities of a douche
*NOTE: No example necessary, just look at Red*
by Trip & Whut March 19, 2003
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RedMonkey

Redmonkey - n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual man.
Boy I sure don't like that guy he is a big Redmonkey; supposedly his dad gives it to him in the ass, what a fagget.
by hurley March 19, 2003
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University of Redlands

A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.

The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.

Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.

Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.
Attending the University of Redlands is like throwing $200,000 of your life savings into a fire.
by ScanMindGoodZipperShit September 22, 2012
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reydman

KING OF THE MOTHER TRUCKING WORLD, LEGIT SAVAGE AND FOR SOME REASON HE IS A MAD BALLER
dude he's such reydman wish I could be like him
by UDLR April 6, 2017
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