retardaranger

A complete moron, and/or retard. Easily comparable to a power ranger.

Calm down, why are you so stupid u retardaranger!

by Neiler May 21, 2008

Retardament

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.

He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments

by mbmb111 January 18, 2009

Retardasaur

A person who is just a real retard. A Jonathan Canter, if you will. If you're around someone and no one really likes them, but everyone knows of them, or if someone is just being really dumb and/or awkward.

Jonathan Canter: Guys why am I so fat and a retardasaur?

Austin: Probably because you skip school, and eat too much.

Jonathan Canter: Nah, that can't be it

by Exo Uno Plures September 26, 2011

retardation station

The podcast with 3 black men, 2 white men, and 1 bi racial and bi sexual woman.

Are you guys gonna listen to retardation station? Hell yeah! i wouldn't miss it for the worlds.

by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 14, 2019

clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010

Retardacle

To ask a queston you know has a riduclious answer

That's a retardacle question you retard

by anthony j maguire December 1, 2010

tounge retardation

The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.

She suffered from tounge retardation and is now known to be dumber by all of her peers

by drunkie405 March 3, 2010