Ralph

Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.

man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.

by permious prime July 3, 2011

shopping at Ralph's

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.

"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

by F. Dude July 6, 2009

rusty ralph

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

by Danney J December 13, 2006

Ralph Macchio

Ralph Macchio is very attractive, especially in the 80s and 90s. He’s stared in some great movies but most importantly, he’s hot . RALPHY my bae <3

Ralph Macchio solos your favs

by Ilovedaniellarusso February 24, 2022

Ralph Maccio

A very hot and iconic 61-year-old man who is old enough to be my peepaw but I don't care

"That old guy is pulling a Ralph Maccio"

by Mac and cheease November 6, 2022

Ralph Wiggums

A Majestic being called Ralph Wiggums, he was a president on s19 ep10, and becomes king later on in the show.

such a amazing guy, Ralph wiggums

by love ralph wiggums May 9, 2022

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019