Ramen

mankind's last and most effective line of survival...

Dude 1: dude im frigin starving!
Dude 2: i got some ramen...ya want some?
Dude 1: (falling to his knees) My lord...would you be so gracious as to feed me the feast of kings?
Dude 2: uhhh sure...

by J-elite April 14, 2010

Neil and Adrian Rayment

Twins. Martial Arts Experts. Biggest film to date : The Matrix Reloaded. Most recent film to date : Team One
Birth date : 14.05.70 (supposedly)
Birth Place : Minster, England (supposedly)
Claim to fame : "Handy hunks" on Better Homes, UK.

... twins... cool twins... awesomely cool twins...

by The Lilac Pilgrim March 31, 2004

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.

Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick

by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009

Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.

1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."

by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009

Ramenflation

The declining purchasing power of the US Dollar as evidenced by the ever-increasing price of once cheap ramen noodles.

Dennis: "I can't believe a package of Oriental Top Ramen is over 40 cents now!"

Ron: "Yep, thanks to the Federal Reserve's non-stop creation of 'money' and the US Government funding endless war with endless debt, we're seeing some serious ramenflation."

by peacechicken April 26, 2013

Ramen

The feast of a college student.

Hey what you have for dinner last night

Just some Ramen cuz I'm fuckin poor

by spaghettiyolo February 5, 2014