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rise of nations (roblox)

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
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rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
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…made my nature rise

…made my nature rise — a past tense description of one’s self having had your psyche confronted by a person, event, timing or situation P.E.T.S. that brings out an unknown aspect of your personality.

The experience is most likely caused by interacting with another person; but, events, timings and situations can also make you discover aspects of yourself.

The precipitating cause can be a structures; broken boundaries; acquisition of power or it’s relinquishment; love or hate; clear articulation of a desire; or, deep self-honesty. Once the behavior has become concrete this new information about yourself must be integrated into your personality.

This phrase entered popular culture during the first disco era between 1972 and 1976 through the Four Tops Song: Catfish, a dance track about a woman with whom dancing — and by extension sex — was really enjoyable. Part of the refrain was “…Catfish makes my nature rise”.

Nope — no sexual overtones there! Subtlety was not a watchword of the 1970’s.
Here are ways of using “…made my nature rise” in a sentence:

1) Being in danger made her nature rise. She did not think of herself as heroic but when she was menaced in the streets, she was able to fight off her attacker and leave identifiable makes on his face that led to his capture.

2)Being in the water had always made her nature rise; but, it had never consciously occurred to her that having sex in a hot tub with the possibility of both being seen and heard would bring out the “YEP!!!!” in her, Now every time she smells coconut oil her skin gets warm.

3) Being tied up made her nature rise. She did not consciously think of herself as “submissive” but when she found herself hogtied over a barstool helpless, passive, flogged and probed; she learned something new and unexpected about herself.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 10, 2023
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1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands
Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.
by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016
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gamers rise up

The battle cry of gamers all around the globe to stand up and no longer be subjected to harsh and authoritarian treatment from society.
Today mom had dad beat me 200 times with a belt for using her credit card to buy in-game skins. The fact that we care that much about monetary possessions says a lot about our society. Gamers Rise Up!!
by HellBoy2077 October 23, 2018
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Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.
-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.
by mhibma July 17, 2006
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