Skip to main content

mens rights movement

A movement created by Attorneys in the US Family Court system to perpetuate the belief that men are being abused.

It's not based on reality.

The Movement is closely aligned with the appalling Parental Alienation defense - whereby an Abusive Spouse argues that the ONLY reason his children are refusing to be with him is that his wife convinced them to be afraid of their father.

Any reference to this Movement being credible should be immediately invalidated.
The Mens RIghts Movement does not exist except in the minds of lawyers who convince their abusive Male clients that they are the ones actually being abused.
by Mother's Helper September 25, 2017
mugGet the mens rights movement mug.

womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.
Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.
by ΑΩ December 17, 2016
mugGet the womans rights mug.

womans rights

by Susan B. Anthony September 4, 2005
mugGet the womans rights mug.

Women Rights

Something That Doesn't Exist
What Are Women Rights Not Real Thats What They Are
by soapofgsglkg November 9, 2020
mugGet the Women Rights mug.

animal rights

Animal rights is a movement primarily dating back to the late 1800's.

Much like the civil rights movement, or the women’s liberation movement, the animal rights movement is a movement working towards the social recognition of the rights of all sentient creatures to live free from unnecessary human imposed suffering.

This often means that animal rights activists practice vegetarianism or veganism, NOT for ignorant reasons such as "humans shouldn't kill anything but all other animals can kill whatever they want to"...but rather, many animal rights activists realize that we, humans, are "omnivores" (this is a big word for some of you rednecks but bear with us) and as such, it is not *NECESSARY* to consume animal products. Since the consumption of animal products notoriously involves the immense suffering of the animals from which the products are derived, and since we are "omnivores", many animal rights activists are vegetarian or vegan.

The Animal Rights movement, again, like the Civil Rights and Women’s Liberation movement, is frequently criticized by ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change, or any “new fangled ideas” that might challenge their way of life (such as encouraging them to not wear fur, or not kick their dog). Animal Rights activists know that it might be hard for you to stop kicking your dog....but that still doesn’t make it OK to do it. You might not even WANT to stop kicking your dog...but...that still doesn’t make it OK for you to do it. Because quite frankly, your dog is a living creature that can feel pleasure and pain, and has a right to live free of unnecessary pain just like people do. That is why we have laws that uphold animal rights. For example, if you decide to violate your dog’s right to live free from unnecessary suffering and you kick him, you forfeit your right to live outside of a jail cell. If you believe that people should not kick their dog, then you believe in a bit of animal rights too.

Animal Rights: Albert Einstein was into it. Gandhi was into it. Abraham Lincoln was into it. Immanuel Kant was into it. Mark Twain was into it. Leonardo Da Vinci was into it. Dr. Albert Schweitzer was into it. Peter Singer wrote the book on it. Hell...even Moby is into it.
But red-necks and dog-kickers know better....and they are against it.
Too bad for them though...because social movements never go away...they only get stronger. Welcome to Animal Rights.
Sally: "Billy-bob stop kicking the dog!"

Billy-bob: "What-r-yall into? Animal rights? Are yous gonna
go kill a scientist and break stuff? Why yous
probaly a-thinkin' that we should all just eat
sticks an' mud ain-cha?"

Sally: "Wholly crap your ignorant Billy-bob."

Billy-bob: "Whuts an ignore ant? Does them bite?"

***************************************
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
~Margaret Mead
US anthropologist (1901 - 1978)

"The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men."
~Alice Walker

"And don't forget the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
~your mom
by that's what it's all about April 28, 2006
mugGet the animal rights mug.

making rights

Being correct, or right. Opposite is making lefts, being wrong. Also said as turning rights.
"I'm always making rights, never turning lefts" Keak da Sneak
by Reed A Vander Schaaf November 3, 2007
mugGet the making rights mug.

women's rights

Women want equality, and yet they aren't participants of the U.S's selective service.
me: wanna hear a funny joke?
bob: sure man
me: women's rights. Hi-O!
by realistic bastard June 23, 2006
mugGet the women's rights mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email