"Look at that Ricer over at McNoodles, bet he is doing his math homework right now.. Loser!"
- "shut up hoe"
- "shut up hoe"
by RiceMunchingKarateMan June 4, 2022
Get the Ricer mug.Dude, that Volvo S40 looked fast because of the hood scoop and spoiler, but under the hood, that thing is a ricer!
by NTRthepoger July 22, 2021
Get the Ricer mug.A usually young person that gets a car that was never built to go fast (civic, focus, camry, accord.....), but says he can beat the he|| out of anyone, just cause he has intake and exhaust...He will also add stickers that say something he doesnt have, or "tuned by ...." even though they never actualy touched his car, except sold him an intake or something...What is NOT a ricer, or ricer car, is built SPORTS CARS like : A type-R, rx-7, Supra, Awd Dsm, Wrx, all the nismo cars..etc..u get my point..
by Sanyika October 27, 2003
Get the Ricer mug.anooying moron with loud muffler body kit or other useless aesthetic object for a car inspired by racing.Possilbly addhered by duct tape or gigantin wood screw in a fragile fiberglass "Aero" Kit.
See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC
See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC
by Bob February 27, 2004
Get the ricer mug.Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.
Tuner Named Ross Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.
by Ross January 31, 2005
Get the Ricer mug.a tasteless person who puts a lot of stickers of performance brands all over the car(even though he doesn't have any of those under the hood) a person with 22 inch chrome rims on a civic, with painted dashes, fart pipes, a giant banch on the trunk so that you can sit on it, and really low body kit that makes the car look lower but the suspensioon is still stock and on every turn the car is about to flip. Almost forgot they have lambo doors, that sounds so stupid. just think of it, "lambo" which comes from lamborghini is compared to a civic. i'm not against import cars, but some of them makes me sick
yesterday i saw a ricer, the guy was driving around the schoool with one lambo door open because probably he had enough money for only one door hinge, if he hits the gas to 1500rpm it made that noise that probably people from a neighboring state could hear it, the body kit was so low that wheels warn't tauching the ground
V-tech - all that noise and none of the power
V-tech - all that noise and none of the power
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