queef

Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

queef

a girl who has a pussy fart

My girlfriend queefed while i was eating her out and it blew my eye brows off

by Jared Swayne November 5, 2006

QUEEF

a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?

The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!

by weave August 31, 2003

QUEEF

A fart out of the pussy

After i ate owt colleen, she let owt a huge queef

by eazyd November 29, 2003

Queef

air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??

Emma: poof!
Bob:What the F??

by Ali February 20, 2003

Queef

the funniest thing in the universe

ahahahahah she pussy farted at me

by chatham October 5, 2003

queef

queef: Sound created when oxygen that has
accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount
finally is discharged from vagina.

Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.

by G.E.Tyrone May 14, 2005