quaranteed

A hybrid word of quarantined and guaranteed. Used for situations in regards to the current pandemic of COVID19 quarantine that is guaranteed to happen or not to happen because of it.

I am 100% quaranteed that the PS5 will be delayed. Not only the current pandemic crisis but because it said to have overheating issues.

by DrArmageddon April 20, 2020

Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020

quaranfiling

The act of filing for divorce during the Covid-19 pandemic quarantine.

Jim said he was quaranfiling on his wife, tired of fighting over who's turn it was to help homeschool little Johnny during the Covid-19 Shelter-in-Place order.

by Dallasjeni May 2, 2020

Quarantigue

Being sick of coronavirus quarantine.

I'm so sick of wearing this mask, right? Serious quarantigue.

by xoxowendy May 5, 2020

Quarantine teen

A teenager who stays home to either gain weight or workout way to much and watch Netflix make tiktoks and stay in their bed thinking about how life used to be while shaving their head, dying their hair, or getting bangs. Or going mental from staying home with their Annoying siblings.

My daughter is a quarantine teen she has gone crazy.

by Renity May 15, 2020

quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex

Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity

by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020

Quaranjeans

A pair of jeans you wear for long periods of time while in quarantine.

I washed my quaranjeans today after work from home in them continuously for two weeks.

by Funboy 1126 May 21, 2020