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Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
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protiful

A cleverly awkward combination of "pretty", "hot" and "beautiful". No person you'll speak to will ever understand this without explanation, so be prepared for your dorky compliment to require a follow up paragraph.
A: "Hey, I think you're quite protiful. That's.. pretty, hot, and beautiful rolled all into one, because in my haste to make small talk and come across as smooth I thought it'd be better to combine the three instead of just blindly selecting one to use."
B: "...thanks."
by cactus2010 April 30, 2011
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hot protein injection

I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).

Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
by Larryboston November 27, 2011
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potzi

Pot Nazi. Someone who feels compelled to rid the world of the evils of pot smoking.
Mr. Hand in Fast Times was a potzi.
by Craven Moorhead November 22, 2004
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Protein Shake

by junglejenga April 13, 2004
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Protein Stick

The aftermath of your nail clipping. All of the little shreds of what was once your nail is now referred to as Protein Sticks.
Hey man can you please stop leaving your nail clippings everywhere?

No, let my protein sticks be free.
by fiddyhippo September 30, 2012
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rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.
I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.
by true imagination June 5, 2009
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