ProphetAced

A derogatory term for LGBTQ people

"Yo have you seen the new ProphetAced tweet"

"Yeah i hate that fag"

by ShartDemon November 30, 2020

Propheta

When you flood on people with at least 15 people in Rogue Lineage.

ez kid u just got propheta'd on

by propheta winning February 26, 2021

prohetto

when you are like the calm in the storm, the voice of reason, the starched shirt person, the one who never uses "umm" and "likes", the ultimate analytical thinker, the encourager of many and THEN BAM you bust out with malt liquor stories and boyz to men and the bomb diggidy schizzle frazizzle... you are Professional Ghetto ... aka Prohetto.... drops the mic

Will, this word is for you home-skillet-agile-master!

Will B amazes me, he is like street savvy and book smart, Tupac meshed with Einstein, he is so prohetto.

by purpleunicornholdingicecreamab July 19, 2017

Prophejinxed

To simultaneously foretell events and jinx them at the same time.

Stevo: "Yo, every time we land at Bone Yard, my whole squad gets wiped, but then we all win our Gulags and we drop back in."

*squad proceeds to land at Bone Yard, gets wiped, but then all lose their Gulags*

Mack: "You just prophesied what would happen and jinxed it at the same time."

Lochem: "You prophejinxed us."

by MackDefinesWords April 5, 2020

Portrait Prophecies

What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.

Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator?
Person 2: Portrait Prophecies.. Why?
Person 1: No reason. Favorite game from them?
Person 2: Hmm, Idk. To the heights of my heart?
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Person 2: Check it out, it's really good.

(after checking it out)
Person 1: I have never wanted to hug a fictonal character so. bad.

by qhantomia. August 22, 2021

1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

The James Taylor Prophecy

The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"

Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020