PokeyAirborne

A way to call someone a "silly little fat cunt who sits on their screens all day playing Roblox"

Me: "Brian over there is such a PokeyAirborne"

by NapalmKorzak May 31, 2023

pokey joe

to do something without rushing. another word for "lollygag".

"Sorry we're late, we were pokey joeing around town all afternoon."

by krystapher July 10, 2023

Ohkey Pokey

1. to jab repeatedly with an erection

1. 'ohkey pokey'
2. 'Dude, i just got ohkey pokeyed'

by an awesome April 29, 2009

spikey pokey bitch

its a hedgehog/hamster squishmallow

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch

by spikeypokeybitch November 18, 2020

Peter Pokey

Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.

Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.

by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022

Pokey Bear

An average hight boy with dark brown hair and caramel skin. Squishy like a bear and likes to go slow at any task at hand, as a slow pokes. Pokey Bears are known for wanting to sleep through winter i.e. alarm clocks.

Pokey bear took the longest time putting on his pants today.

by Pokes101 March 23, 2012

pokeyman

A derogatory term for Pokemon that will get you your ass beat

Bob to John: Oh look, John has his pokeyman cards hhahahhahahahahahhaha!

*John socks Bob in the jaw, knocking him over*

Bob: MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!

by crudmonkey February 23, 2021