"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."
by mastertoast December 23, 2008
Get the Professional Gamer mug.A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
Get the professional female mug.1. A bold or desperate Professional
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
by Rogerowen October 9, 2007
Get the Professional Desperado mug.1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence
2) To do the above unintentionally
2) To do the above unintentionally
1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby
2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby
2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"
by JarvanSB July 1, 2009
Get the professiosnail mug.A: Every class is interesting until a professor ruins it.
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...
by Shannning November 30, 2009
Get the professie mug.v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line
Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.
by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015
Get the Professionally Develop mug.A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
by notquitsure December 28, 2015
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