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Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
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Procrasturbation

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
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Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation
"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."
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procrasturbate

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
by zaea January 22, 2013
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procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work
Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!
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Procrasturbation

1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later
Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.
by TheCire September 16, 2018
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Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011
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