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by Barney March 9, 2004
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Prison Leapfrog

Slang for male prisoners who engage in anal sex acts. Can also be used to describe activies that group of free men would partake in if no females were present.
Eric's wife and Doug's girlfriend are both out of town this weekend, looks like those two will be playing a little prison leapfrog.

How can you tell Reid is a veteran at prison leap frog? By his limp!
by Ringer 425 June 7, 2013
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prison victory

Any time you prevent yourself from getting fucked in the ass, either literally or figuratively, it is a prison victory, because only in prison is this considered a victory.
Reggie: We were outnumbered, but we worked hard and we blocked the committee from hiring Carrie's dipshit cousin. Thank God! I consider this a victory.
Bert: A victory? Are you kidding? You call not getting fucked in the ass a victory? Maybe that's a victory in prison. Yeah, that's it, it's a prison victory.
Reggie: Huh? A prison victory?
Bert: Yeah, cuz only in prison is it considered a victory when you don't get fucked in the ass. Anywhere else, you just take it for granted, you don't even think about it. You don't go to sleep at night and think, "thank God, I didn't get fucked in the ass today." But in prison, each day that goes by without getting fucked in the ass is a victory. All we did was avoid getting fucked in the ass. All we got was a prison victory.
Reggie: Damn, bro. Damn.
by katowjo November 12, 2013
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Prison vagina

When a man has a goatee and gives blow jobs in prison.
Man look at that dudes prison vagina. I like a little hair around my hole.
by Egwiz January 12, 2017
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Prionty Creator

Shes from the Creator squad her besties are: Nourin Creator and Riana Creator
Shes Prionty Creator
by anonymous May 23, 2021
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Turkish Prison Riot

The subsequent chaos that ensues when an individual turns the lights on and off repeatedly in a mens locker room. Especially chaotic after a gym class or hot day.
I leaned up against the light switch and accidentally started a turkish prison riot again.
by Hardun tucker February 18, 2018
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go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion
-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.
by OhGeeP April 17, 2011
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