splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

Pressure Fart

When put a large amount of strane on your body until you fart/shart

i had a pressure fart this morning, but sharted instead

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016

Straight Pressure

When Something or someone is "the shit" or going hard 24 hours seven days a week

Yo that fit you got on straight pressure
Kevin harts jokes straight pressure

by StraightPressure.com October 1, 2022

pressure paul

Someone who pressures you do something you reAlly don't want to do.

"Come in the lake with me!!"
"I don't feel like it"
"Come with me now before I sh00t you all"
"Okay, jeez you don't have to be such a pressure paul"

by isthataDChoodie August 12, 2017

flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012

Pressure cleaning

Verb; the act of forcefully urinating away fecal matter stuck to the walls of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Sounds like you have a nice stream going in there

Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.

by Hairybagel January 17, 2016

Beer pressure

When your friends get you to do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober.

I gave into the beer pressure and ran naked through the streets.

by Rrick Miles June 5, 2018