poed

when you and/or your friends get "rolled on" by the police.
when you get caught by the cops.

"last night we got poed on while we were in the cemetery"

if you drink and drive you have the chance of getting poed on!

by jasmine July 23, 2004

pokedyourmom

act of poking someone's mom in the ass. Cards were publicized on a well known radio show.

"hey joey what did you do last night?"
"i pokedyourmom!"

by pika February 3, 2004

Poned

How to pronounce the idiotic leet-speak word pwned, which derived from the proxomity of the letters "O" and "P" on the keyboard.

Oh u gt totaly pwned!!11!1 I meen owned.!!1!!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!

by asdspn July 4, 2009

poped

2 get punched

yo i poped that muthafucka

by steve November 2, 2003

and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

by EC February 5, 2005

you've been poked

Used when the girl and you are ever going to see her again. The next day is still sleeping and your "ready to go again" so you sneak it and take it nice and slow to prevent from waking up the lady then you leave the message on the door.

"The other day I woke up beside this girl and when I was at my friends place so I had some fun and left my calling card, YOU'VE BEEN POKED."

by Actualcarrot July 12, 2006

poped your p

the act of having a blood vessel getting poped on your vessel that circulates blood to give you an erection

He poped his p yesterday he thought it was herpes,have you ever poped your p before?

by iMonsteriRawr November 21, 2010