portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

Porto

A Calabrese-Italian family with many members throughout New York and Des Moines.

"I see an Italian walk by, and if he's not Siciliano, chances are he's a Porto."

by Ragazzo October 11, 2006

pontious

a code word meaning homosexual or eye rapist.

yo... your mad pontious.
dont be such a pontious.

by loddiemayforsheesie May 28, 2010

twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

by TanyaBo May 22, 2011

Woo Potion

A mixture of illegal drugs. It is made of: Opium, Ecstacy, Coke, Marijuana, Nembutal, PCP, LSD and Speed diluted in the oil of mushroooms. It is kept in a bottle, but one does not drink it; they whiff it from parchment soaked in the fluid. Named for its euphoric effect of making one go, "woo!!"

Omar: Hey kid!
Peter:Me?
Omar: Yeah! Try this Woo Potion! It gives a buzz!
Peter: Okay. *drinks* Woo!!!!! *Faints*

by DoodooMan January 12, 2009

porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

by ud40 February 23, 2005