Pornhub

A site where you look at large dicks and hope they don't have aids.

Guy 1) I want to watch pornhub.
Guy 2) Did you see the one video where a 18 year old grandchild fucked her grandpa.
Guy 1) Yes I did yesterday, it was old, soggy, and most of all HUGE.

by Damnitdave November 30, 2021

Pornhub

Everybody’s Favorite Website, Make Sure You Bring Lotion With You :3

Person A: Whacha Doin
Person B: Watching Pornhub
Person A: Dude Your So Fucking Weird Like Whyyyy

by Sorenlin Lucid June 25, 2022

Pornhub

When you are horny one day and there is no one near you willing to help.

Shit, no ones here. Time for Pornhub

by IFUCKFORFREE_LONGSLONG December 2, 2019

Pornhub

A place for hormonal teenage boys to go so they can jerk offbecause they are too young(or just can’t get a girl to have sex with them)for sex so they do that instead because looking at naked girls is fun to then

Dude last night I saw some big tits on pornhub it’s was awesome

by Funplaydom March 20, 2019

Pornhub

Happenis.

Person A: Hey, i'm finna go nut, ill be right back
Person B: What you nuttin' to?
Person A; Pornhub my boi.

by Retard in your closet October 18, 2019

Skibidi pornhub

Keanu Reeves sticking his head out of a toilet

The site one goes to for watching genitalia sticking out of a toilet

Person 1 (singing): “To skibidi pornhub!”
The choir: “skibidiiiii Pornhub! Skibidi Pornhub, skibidi Pornhub.”

by Koro6 February 8, 2025

pornhub

were u can find ur mum cheating ur dad

bro i saw ur mum on pornhub.com giving this guy a BJ

by 696969696969.com September 22, 2019