hooter pooter

Hooter Pooter the stage name taken on by famed Harry Potter in an unauthorized alternate fictional story in which harry drops out of hogwarts and becomes an underage adult entertainer at the Witch's Tit.

Harry gleaned thunderous applause as the dark crowded room chanted the name Hooter Pooter, he threw off his griffidor robes and gave new meaning to "broom riding" as he started in on his favored Quiditch routine.

by B.J. Rowling March 8, 2009

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.

Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!

by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008

Cooter pooter

A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.

I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.

by Tanwen de Heydon January 13, 2022

tanned pooter

the smell from your vagina after tanning in a tanning bed. from sweating

"omg do you get a tanned pooter after you tan?"
"dude, when your girl gets back from the tanning beds, does she have a tanned pooter?"

by Qwak March 22, 2009

the pooter shooter

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina

Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!

by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008