poncho nuts

n.

Totally crazy or trippin

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.

by Frickedurchick93 June 27, 2016

poncelet

classic tractor lover girl that is so nice and a great bestfriend and is looking for a guy that will always tand up for her and make her smile.

If you ever find a poncelet know shes a keeper

by lif af May 15, 2017

backward poncho

When a girl is so unattractive, that u make her put a poncho on backward to cover her face and body. this is the most degrading form of the paper bag.

Sam: Yo did you fuck the sea monster last night?
AJ:Hell yea, i gave that bitch a backward poncho.
Avi: preach it

by AJ castellini April 8, 2008

Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

ponce de leon

when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.

Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know

by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008

Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 10, 2011

ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

by MC Skillet August 23, 2006