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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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Poes

A very sexy person
This naai is such a poes bruh. Imma fuck that cunt up in bed.
by igamalam ngu james April 29, 2022
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Poe

What you call a dumb white bitch who thinks she’s black
This same bitch will out anyone for having braids, when it all comes down to it, they’re essentially an oxymoron
by Acidnigah July 8, 2025
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Poes

A difficult person. Someone that is not agreeable to the general consensus of his or her contemporaries. Term used in South African English slang originating from the Afrikaans language

Eg: Marco da Silva is such a difficult poes.
Marco da Silva is such a difficult poes to get on with
by Silbud September 18, 2023
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Poes Activity

things a poes South African for little bitch would do
i dont like what you did last night Dave, eating my pizza was poes activity
by Goat_Keswa October 3, 2018
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