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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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Poe Che Choe Chill

A commonly requested phrase from users, for a cam girl to say while doing live cam shows. It is funny to hear the cam girl say it out loud.
Camgirl: Hey guys, getting ready for a private show, send some tips.
Cool32: Say Poe Che Choe Chill
Cool12: Say Poe Che Choe Chill
Camgirl: Ok Poooee Chee Choeee Chil, must be them agitators again, I bet there recordin me right now.
by Corner Pocket July 2, 2021
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obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.
by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019
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Poes

An offensive word known as ‘puss’ in the United States of the Hood. It was developed in South Africa by coloured people who are known as Caucasian in the United States of the Hood. Do not say it in places like Cape Town, Durban, Chatsworth, pretty much every coastal country in South Africa
South African version-“Yo ma se Poes”-
English version- “You’re mom’s a pussy you bitchass mother fucker, I’ll kill you at any chance I get and it will be a very slow and gruesome death that your mom, dad and family will watch”
by WTFisApsudonyBruhh June 27, 2020
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Poes

Etymology-
From Afrikaans slang poes (“vagina”), from Dutch poes (“cat, female cat, vagina”).

Noun-
poes

(South Africa, crude, slang) The female genitalia.
(South Africa, crude, slang, derogatory) A disliked person.

(plural - poese, diminutive poesie)

Synonyms-
doos
kont
quam
bosmossel
matrasbaber
geluklippe
wolskoeter
Chappie (2015)
Yolandi: He was just teaching him to paint! He was just teaching Chappie!

Ninja: Yeah, to be a poes!
by ClxBarker December 30, 2017
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