joe hartlages pride and joy
by reno April 13, 2005
Get the kiss double platinum mug.Woman 1: "jeez your all wet"
Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"
Woman 1: "by yourself?"
Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"
Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"
Woman 1: "by yourself?"
Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"
Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
by Chrisssssssssss mayn December 27, 2010
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When you play a grand prix in Mario Kart and you get first place in all four races. As the stars pour out of the first place cup on the winner, it is a platinum shower.
Will: The game is cheating!
Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
by Four-G March 18, 2008
Get the platinum shower mug.Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!
by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017
Get the Platinum Birthday mug.When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
by h2ous June 16, 2009
Get the Platinum Wank mug.The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Get the Platinum Springroll mug.Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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