platinum shower

When you play a grand prix in Mario Kart and you get first place in all four races. As the stars pour out of the first place cup on the winner, it is a platinum shower.

Will: The game is cheating!

Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi

by Four-G March 18, 2008

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Platinum Birthday

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.

Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!

by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017

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Platinum Wank

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.

T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"

by h2ous June 16, 2009

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Platinum Springroll

The act of a springroll...

- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -

... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.

- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!

Who?

- Mary-Anne!

No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!

- Damn straight!

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

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verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009