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Planting A Rose

When one person puts their prolapsed anus inside of another persons anus.
Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?
by HeyZeus97 December 1, 2019
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Plant sitter

A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
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Phern plant

A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.
Hey man I had a dream and I found the phern plant when I woke up I made a wish for...
by Track McJack August 21, 2010
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snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
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Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.
I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.
by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012
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Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.
"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"
by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019
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plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020
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