PitRadioMan

1.The silly J0X boss man who spends all his time playing DOD and CS.
2.One of the most cunning tactical brains ever to come out of Scotland.

PitRadioMan: when they die they will be coming out spawn soon

by #J0X August 31, 2003

Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009

Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011

Pitiano

pitiano is a stupid bastard who believes that a word exists when it does not in any language

" he was like aww i work in a huglersin... i was like, that's not even a word ya pitiano"

by notapitiano December 4, 2011

Petya

Amazing booty, usually short with green eyes. She makes all the men fall in love. She is sexually attractive but her attitude is 100%. She needs to hear big words if someone is trying to hook on her. Advice: tell her that you love her. She’s one of a kind

Petya is amazing

by Urbangirl989796 December 31, 2018

Pitak-Story

A pointless story that goes no where.

Person 1: Once, I went sledding, with my friend and his nose started bleeding, and his mom didn't know for thirty minutes.

Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.

by NRS$@) April 24, 2008

Pity Gag

When a female gags during oral sex on a below average sized penis out of pure pity.

ShaRyle said: "So, how did it go last night?"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"

by Lazy Pedestrian September 6, 2010