pity d

When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.

After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D

by RelaxedRomeo December 8, 2013

Pity Cum

When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.

I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.

by Pizza_And_Bacon_Adventure July 10, 2014

pity sticks

Crutches, used by one who has sustained minor injury and lacks stoicism. Making every attempt to garner sympathy and attention.

This clown be getting around on pity sticks for four weeks now. Anybody would think the muthafucka gonna be getting his leg amputated, the way he goes on about it.

by Keepinitreal888 September 1, 2016

pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse

Stop fighting this is not a pity contest

by Kkkkolavomb August 12, 2016

Pity "Hi"

When someone says hi to someone else out of pity (because they feel bad not because they want to). Usually it is a girl saying it to a guy. You can identify a pity "Hi"by the following clues: they will raise there eyebroes/enlarge eyes, say your name after "hi", they will smile, and it will obviously seem forced and not genuine. Also after the pity "hi" the person will go back to what they were doing like nothing happened.

"Hi 'ERIC'!!!" said lily while smiling (looks away and acts like nothing happened) Don turns to Eric and says "dude that was a total pity 'Hi'!!" Eric replies "I know, it's because I told her I like her."

Pity "Hi" is a sad hello that girls do to guys because they fell obliged or guilty for something.

by De. Xtruth November 2, 2016

pity-seeker

someone who complains all the time about something super small and tries to make it seem like it only happens to them

Sally: this boy I was talking to for a couple days played me and is known for cheating on people played me :((((( of course this would happen to me sksvdkand
John: yup, she’s definitely a pity-seeker

by urannoying June 21, 2019

Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

by Borderworlds December 1, 2020