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choke the piper

to give a very hard handjob.
Fred:Has your girlfriend ever choke the piper on you?
Bob:I received one last night and this morning. My penis was aching man. It hurts man it hurts. My penis couldn't breathe...
by Jellen Wu April 26, 2008
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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while simultaneously humming.

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Your a fuckin bag piper steve.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. Lawanda was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym March 9, 2005
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Peter Piper

To properly sex up, also referred to as piping down, a woman. A particularly extraordinary demonstration of a man's ability to perform sexually.
Stephen: "What did you have to do to get Jasmine to pay your car note?"

Chris: "I Peter Pipered that bitch."
by Peter Pipe August 19, 2013
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Piper

Pipers are very silly people. They have a few friends, and love to be active. They can be a bit aggressive at times, but are funny and really pretty. They also almost have a friend named Lauren.
Wow, she's really pretty! She must be a Piper.
Is that Lauren and Piper?
by Minnesotan Kid* November 14, 2019
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Piper

(My name is Piper IRL)

A caring girl that loves animals, but is also a tomboy. She hates it when she is lonely but feels lonely all the heccing time. If you hurt her friends, prepare to be yelled at! Great at art but feels it's not that good. She has an annoying as hecc little sister. (This is true)
"Oh hecc, Piper, that looks so wrong!"
by Yeet that outta here January 19, 2020
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Piper

Piper is the sweetest, kindest person you will ever meet. She cares so much for others and is always there for you when you are sad. She loves Mac n cheese but is also keen on baking brownies and cookies. She is always happy and loves her friends a lot. She is easygoing and lovable. She is also fun and adventurous. She will make you have fun even if you are bummed. Piper is an amazing person.
“Have you met Piper?”
Yes, she is an awesome person!”
by bubblebobbo April 3, 2020
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Piper

omg she’s a piper she got nice titties
by urmumHAHAH January 14, 2022
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