human gas pipe

A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs

Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?

Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe

by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021

Creampied Piper

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.

"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."

by nochilliam August 27, 2016

passed like a pipe

a girl who's been passed around between guyz like a fat ass blunt.

guy 1: "did u hit that?"
guy 2: "hell nah, she been passed like a dam pipe"

by CoCo April 21, 2004

pipe her

fuck her brains out

You know sophie, I'm gonna pipe her down tonight!!!

by bigdaddy4562 January 11, 2017

Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

Side-Pipe

When an individual of the male persuasion in an institutional circumstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes sexually aroused, due to thoughts of past sexual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. Thus the moniker, Side-Pipe.

Mosieur LePajonais: What, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

Herr Schmidt: Why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!

by ZIJPIJP June 17, 2010

Scandinavian Pipebomb

A bag of 'shrooms, slap of heroine, star-shaped snort of cocaine all done in under fifteen minutes.

Shit dogg, last night Charles did a Scandinavian Pipebomb in McCarthy Quad and shat his pants and subsequently convulsed.

by Risky Rick December 17, 2008