pinch and flush

As to prevent the clogging of a toilet. Instead of dropping your entire bowel movement and almost assuredly clogging the toilet, you "pinch and flush" and repeat.

"Excuse me, i have to go do the pinch and flush."

"She needs to do the pinch and flush like any other civilized person. Who does she think she is?

by RC Army August 30, 2007

Pinch and Tickle

Sexual intercourse, usually playful and involving giggling. May also be referred to as jiggery pokery.

"Hey man, what're you and the gf doing tonight?"

"We're gonna go back to my place for a little pinch and tickle."

by southfanning June 30, 2007

Vulcan Taint Pinch

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

"Pinch a loaf"

To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.

If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".

by Larry Latrino July 21, 2006

pikcha

This word is used when playing Blackjack, typically at a casino. It is usually yelled out when you have 'double-downed' on 11 and the dealer is about to draw your last card.

The idea is to yell it loud enough so the deck of cards can hear you and produce a pikcha (picture) card so you will finish on 21.

Sometimes can be yelled out when you have 10, 9 or even 8 and you desperately need a picture card.

* You have a 5 and a 6, the dealer points to your cards *

Dealer: "11?"

* You take some chips and match your current bet *

Dealer: "doubling down, on 11, one card only..."

* Dealer reaches for a card *

You: "PIKKKK-CHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" (pikcha)

* The card is a 2 *

You: "for fucks sake"
Dealer: "13, play or forfeit?"

etc..

by Kirill K November 6, 2008

Pinch and Zoom

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.

I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.

by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011

pinchaway

Your old lady that pinches your goods and puts it away without your knowledge

What a pinchaway..I'd get up next morning and my pockets were empty and all put away with no consent to my knowledge

by Mcnellyplayland July 7, 2017