the painters are in

The girl is having her period

Sorry we can't have sex now, the painters are in

by Graham A1 July 19, 2006

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

PIITV

Much like PIITB, an acronym for "Put it in the vagina."

ex:
Damn, her butt smelled like ass, so I had to PIITV instead.

ex2:
Friend1 - Damn it, I should have used a condom! I got Sally pregnant
Friend2 - Didn't I tell you to PIITB? You just had to PIITV.

by Schnitter October 4, 2008

paintist

a painter. also known as someone who paints.

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!

by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.

My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.

by Caretaker55 June 4, 2010

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.

I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008