best pets

Cats

Cats are wayy better than dogs ...Cats are the best pets

by Hi i was just bored December 23, 2021

On The Pies

To have gained a large amount of weight. Typically observed when you see someone for the first time over an extended period.

"Far out bro, did you see how fatty fat Gav looked at the reunion? He has been on the pies like a mongrel"

by ShempNB81 October 13, 2009

Jimmy's Cherry Pies

Delicious uncooked pies

You're looking real Jimmy's Cherry Pies today, pal.

by Jimmy Crust March 1, 2018

pies

famous new zealand colloquialism to describe a girl of very low calibre. someone or something very unattractive.

jerome> hey did you score last night?
leroy> yeah mate, tyrone's sister, you know her?
jerome> oh my god, shes pies.

dude a> hey did you see 'Saw II'
dude b> fuck yes, it was pies

by olle olsen September 17, 2006

petsploitation

1. posting videos or pix of pets doing goofyadorable things on the internets.

2. passing along videos or pix of pets doing goofyadorable things on the internets.

So my cubicle mate sent me this vid of this seriously obese cat slamdiving into a weight watcher's box. It was ridic and total petsploitation.

by goddessbertha December 16, 2008

Pietank

A streamer who sucks and wont make a smp for his subscribers.

Wow, Pietank has a small dick

by pusiegobler53 May 21, 2021

sling pies

To deliver pizza, usually with a car.

"What does Joseph do for work?" "Sling pies for Pizza Hut down on campus."

by Illogical Bobcat June 18, 2008