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peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about
“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT
by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022
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cheese picker

somebody who picks smagma from their penis while you're talking to them.
stop being such a cheese picker
by Prostate Exam October 2, 2014
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dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.
*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!
by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020
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Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent
You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!
by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022
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Grass-Picker

Anybody That Plays House League Soccer And Knows The Feeling Of Sitting On The Bench.
Robert Wanted To Join The Team To Hone His Skills, But He Just Ended Up Being A Grass-Picker
by R0B3R70 October 14, 2015
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gash picker

a pejorative term for heterosexual males. The word "gash" meaning vagina and the term "picker" being what heterosexual males tend to pick said "gash" with. The term can also be pejorative to females, regardless of sexual orientation, although that depends. The term was first coined by a London queen, who for the sake of this definition we shall call RVS, after he bitch slapped someone who had called him a fag. He then proceeded to call that person a "fucking gash picker"
Guy: I can't believe you bitch slapped me you fag!
RVS: Go suck a clit, you fucking gash picker!
by Destati October 16, 2012
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jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair
Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing
by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018
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