PHD

Phat huge dick

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021

PhD

Push Here Dummy

Make it super simple to operate, these guys have PhDs. You know, "push here dummy."

by Soupersonic May 14, 2021

Flopper PhD

The sex act of having a person spread eagle at the bottom of a staircase, while a another person stands at the top of the stairs then proceeds to dolphin dive and lands into her.

Person one: Have you seen Stacy?
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.

by TheDeadYeti February 6, 2025

PHD

Porn hub dick

Person 1: yo jamal has a gaint PHD
Person 2: what do you mean by that
Person 1: porn hub dick

by Noyou234 March 11, 2025

PhD

PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.

Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*

by InvisibleRevolutionary June 2, 2024

PHD

PHD
It sometimes stands for "Pay to Have a Doctorate."

He doesn't have a PhD, but a PHD.

by H Linguist July 11, 2024

PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024