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Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
by senator phogbound January 7, 2012
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perdinkle

Hey dinkle hand me the perdinkle.
by Dj Dinkle sprinkle January 25, 2012
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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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TV parking

Rock Star Parking is also called 'TV parking' for the private-eyes and other TV characters who always manage to get a parking spot right at the front door of every restaurant, mall, business, apartment or other address they are seeking.
Rockford always manages to get TV parking, so why can't I?
by Patrick Spreng September 6, 2008
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Church Parking Lot

The church parking lot is the place where you can hang out with someone until 10:00 pm. Everyone looks at you and thinks you are sketchy but lets be honest, we are in a church parking lot.
Dude: Hey, lets hang out in the church parking lot after a church event and look sketchy.
Dudette: Let's do it! But i have to leave at 10:00pm
Andrew: You two are so sketchy.
by Ya boi McLovin January 5, 2016
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Josh pecking

When you dont invite your best friend to your wedding
Weve been best friends for years but you started josh pecking me WELL FUCK YOU MINNIE YOU STUPID JAP CUNT
by D1ckypr0state June 30, 2017
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Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.
Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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