values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

Performative

a word for a nigga who puts on a facade and pretends he enjoys drinking matcha, listening to laufey and beabadoobe through his wired headphones, eating sushi, and doing any other feminine acts for female attention/ validation

“yo that nigga peyton is performative as hell, since when he started collecting labubus?”

by sickofjace July 20, 2025

performance kings

Seventeen (Korean: 세븐틴), also stylized as SEVENTEEN or SVT, is a South Korean boy band formed by Pledis Entertainment in 2015. The group consists of 13 members: S.Coups, Jeonghan, Joshua, Jun, Hoshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, DK, Mingyu, The8, Seungkwan, Vernon, and Dino.

friend: i wonder who the performance kings of kpop are
you: thats seventeen! (btw svt comeback october 22!)

by hugssvt September 23, 2021

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

Performative Studying

Performative studying is an ineffective, impractical and performative method of studying. Primarily used only for the aesthetics and to be posted on social media, mainly to Pinterest and "studytok" part of TikTok.

Alan never picked up a pen in his life 'till he transferred to UC Irvine, now he got a whole highlight of his performative studying for the ABGs to see.

by Assemble25 October 14, 2025

Audi rs7 performance

605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.

Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!

Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?

Dave: one hell of a car.

by Swimfordayz January 6, 2021

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to feel loved

by ToeMax December 14, 2020