penishumper

a person peferbly women who like to hump huge dicks

my ex nina was a huge penishumper

by LizCorpse October 15, 2007

Rura Penthe

A Klingon prison planet adjescent to Trilithium mining asteroids. It is said that serving on Rura Penthe is a fate worse than death, with unbearable and almost uninhabitable mining facilities alongside the most ruthless convicts in the universe. In Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, after the murder of Klingon ambassador Garok while aboard the Enterprise, Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy were wrongly sentenced to life on Rura Penthe, but managed to escape thanks to a very intricate plan. More recently, in Star Trek (2009), the Romulan mining leader, Captain Nero, was exiled to Rura Penthe and managed to escape after 25 years once his futuristic ship, the Narada, was fully repaired and capable of taking on the entire Klingon security fleet around the planet.

"Captain, the death penalty has been commuted. However, you will be sentenced to serve in the Rura Penthe Trilithium mines for the rest of your natural lives."
-Klingon High Council

by Razorglove November 17, 2011

penish

when you are one pump of blood away from reaching a full hard on

john "aww dude, i'm totally feeling penish right now"

by gman15 February 29, 2008

Penish

Happens after anal sex, when you're meat has some shit on it or as black people say "ish". When you add Penis and Ish together you get Penish!

Man, after i waxed dat azz and looked down at my penis but instead it was a Penish!

Man, I love when my gurl cleans off my Penish with her mouth!

by whadduphoe? April 11, 2011

penish

(adjective) of or relating to a penis. penis like.

his hair cut was quite penish.

if you stopped being so penish, you might have a better chance of being of payed attention to.

by privatmike August 20, 2009

Ocular Penitration

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej

I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch

by STLballaG March 30, 2009

i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

a phrase used by middle schoolers which was from the song kings dead. people say it either as a joke or to say that they took someone to their house and fucked them. its pretty self explanatory losers

EXAMPLE 1--
Person 1: guess what dude
Person 2: what
Person 1: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it

EXAMPLE 2--
Max: bro u cant believe what i did last night
Javier: what did u do
Max: i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
Javier: was she hot

by trustbutera June 22, 2018