Penguin

A fat, slow bird that tastes like a combination of duck and chicken when it is carefully roasted.

The shores of the Antarctic and the Galaphagos have penguins free for the taking if you know how to avoid the authorities.

by poacher June 22, 2003

the penguin

a move done off a diving board. much like a regular dive but with your hands down tight at your sides going into the pool head first.

come on dom quit being sutch a pussy and fucking do the penguin!!

by Double_D June 11, 2006

Penguin

The way a chick walks with a nice round apple bottom.

Damn, see the way she wobble when she walk? That broad a Penguin!

by Kamen BTJ August 28, 2007

penguin

fuck penguins!!! Im'a kill em' all muthafuckers

blast that benguin with yo uzi.

by fuck penguins June 10, 2006

penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

by tbones April 18, 2006

penguined

adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.

"Word has it Monica is penguined"

by Peckle Arjona June 2, 2004

penguin

you punch a girl in both of her eyes making them black and blow a load on her face.

my girl got a penguin yesterday, its not an animal though

by nickchandler February 25, 2009