pee moon

pee moon is a moon not made of cheese but of pee

"dude i swear to god, that moon is made of piss!!!"
the dude: "yeah i know bro, it's a....PEE MOON!!!!"

by PEE MOON March 11, 2021

pee shy

The inability to urinate in public, for example at a crowded row of urinals.

"What's the matter? I thought you said you had to go?"

"I *do*, but I just got pee shy."

by The Grammar Nazi July 2, 2004

pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

by IQuarent April 14, 2014

Pee Sauna

Pee Sauna is a state of enlightenment obtained when one steams their piss and absorbs the vapour in a portable sauna. The enlightenment is said to gift the user with abilities similar to that of The Melon Man and HeeHoo. Lesser results can be obtained by using six cans of Red Bull or two full bottles of High Life.

A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.

Evan: What if you guys did a pee sauna?

by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 17, 2020

pee pee juice

When pee is mixed with lemons,it becomes pee pee juice

“That pee pee juice was good”

by fathead191 July 11, 2018

pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017