Pedosmile

1: A facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.

2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.

1
Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.

Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.

2
Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?

Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.

by WiseJanitor213 February 28, 2009

Pedro

A student that just moved to PHS from Mexico. He later becomes Napolean Dynamite's best friend, gets rejected by Summer Weatley, and goes to the school dance with his friend Deb. At the dance, he decides that he wants to fun for student body president. With the help of Napolean, he wins and defeats evil Summer.

Pedro- "Do you think anyone will vote for me"
Napolean- "Heck YES! I would."

Pedro- "I dont have much to say...If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. thank you"
Napolean- (dances and wears a Vote for Pedro T-shirt. Hes frikin awesome!)

by Sarah n James December 31, 2004

Spicy Pedro

When someone shoots diahrhea onto someones forhead from atleast 4 feet away after eating habanero peppers.

the spicy pedro left a 3rd degree burn on his head

by nhan618 May 30, 2005

Petros

Petros has a massive dick and is horny whenever he see's a sarah those 2 are meant for each other. He is very shy, especially around new people and new places. He has beautiful brown hair that makes you want to fuck him whenever you go past him. He is perfect.

"I just fucked Petros along with 20 other girls and it was the best time."

by Big big sad March 19, 2019

pedosexual

1. A person who engages in completely unnatural behavior towards young children.

2. A term made up by pedophiles to try and make themselves look unjustly opressed.

Pedosexuals cannot be allowed to reframe things so as to make themselves look opressed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

The angry pedro

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)

Fatma was being a total dick so Danielle caught her off guard with the angry pedro!

by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

Pedosaur

A pedophile from the Jurassic Period.
Lives on land but stalks near the river banks.
Preys on young dinosaur infants when they drink from the stream.
A creation of pure evil.

Do not go near that bush, child! A Pedosaur may be lurking there!

by Victim of a Pedosaur March 19, 2018