Pedosaur

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A pedophile from the Jurassic Period.
Lives on land but stalks near the river banks.
Preys on young dinosaur infants when they drink from the stream.
A creation of pure evil.

Do not go near that bush, child! A Pedosaur may be lurking there!

Pedosaur by Victim of a Pedosaur March 19, 2018

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Pedosaurus Rex

A Pedophile of near unreachable levels of pedophilia who like to stalk his or her prey in school changing rooms and playgrounds. They are solitary creatures who hunt alone and seek out unsuspecting children of the neighbourhood.

(A little girl walks alone through a park)
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Pedosaurus Rex by jimmytwinkletoes October 7, 2010

Related Words

Pedosaurus Rex • Pedosaur • pedosaurus • Paedosaurus • peadosaurus • pedasaurus-rex • pedosaryo • Pegosaurus • Pedo Sarah

pedosaurus

pedophiles over the age of 50

Bob Barker would be a pedosaurus.

pedosaurus by DelEdwardo February 25, 2015

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

Paedosaurus by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

peadosaurus

A form of dinosaur decended from the tryannosaurus that sexually abused baby dinosaurs and then killed and ate them afterwards.

Peadosaurus: RARRRRRR*oooh baby dinosaur...sexytime*

Baby dinosaur: GRRAAH*oh no....rapeytime*

peadosaurus by ermmmm May 12, 2007

Pegosaurus

Pegosaurus, a combination of "peg" and "stegosaurus".

A sexual act where dildos are attached to the back a person and other participants pleasure themselves on these dildoes.

"Hey, did you see Jessica and Ben ride the Pegosaurus yesterday?"

Pegosaurus by Dinoboy6969 February 11, 2021

pedasaurus-rex

a playful nickname for a man who is dating a younger woman.

that man is such a pedasaurus-rex. he is dating a highschooler, but they are cute together.

pedasaurus-rex by ailrojacko May 30, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026