Pedosaur

A pedophile from the Jurassic Period.
Lives on land but stalks near the river banks.
Preys on young dinosaur infants when they drink from the stream.
A creation of pure evil.

Do not go near that bush, child! A Pedosaur may be lurking there!

by Victim of a Pedosaur March 19, 2018

Pedosaurus Rex

A Pedophile of near unreachable levels of pedophilia who like to stalk his or her prey in school changing rooms and playgrounds. They are solitary creatures who hunt alone and seek out unsuspecting children of the neighbourhood.

(A little girl walks alone through a park)
Man 1: Hey look at that little girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Man 2: Yeah i kno.....HOLY SHIT A PEDOSAURUS REX!!! RUN LITTLE GIRL, RUN!!!!!!!!!!

by jimmytwinkletoes October 7, 2010

pedosaurus

pedophiles over the age of 50

Bob Barker would be a pedosaurus.

by DelEdwardo February 25, 2015

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

peadosaurus

A form of dinosaur decended from the tryannosaurus that sexually abused baby dinosaurs and then killed and ate them afterwards.

Peadosaurus: RARRRRRR*oooh baby dinosaur...sexytime*

Baby dinosaur: GRRAAH*oh no....rapeytime*

by ermmmm May 12, 2007

Pegosaurus

Pegosaurus, a combination of "peg" and "stegosaurus".

A sexual act where dildos are attached to the back a person and other participants pleasure themselves on these dildoes.

"Hey, did you see Jessica and Ben ride the Pegosaurus yesterday?"

by Dinoboy6969 February 11, 2021

pedasaurus-rex

a playful nickname for a man who is dating a younger woman.

that man is such a pedasaurus-rex. he is dating a highschooler, but they are cute together.

by ailrojacko May 30, 2009