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pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to a kid and wants to fuck em.
Michael Jackson was a pedophile
by iliketorapelittlefatkids July 27, 2023
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pedophile

an individual who experiences romantic or sexual attraction to children. That does not mean, however, that they have or would ever act on their feelings and harm anyone.

Also, they do not choose to be this way; the preference is inborn in the same way that being straight or gay is.
Albert: "Did you know that most pedophiles/MAPs don't assault children?"
George: "Well, of course! Most people in general don't assault people who they are attracted to. And most sexual abusers of children aren't pedophilic."
Albert: "Are you telling me pedophiles are usually actually ethical human beings who recognize that rape is wrong, just like almost everyone else on the planet?"
George: "Yes, exactly! And they don't choose and cannot change being attracted to children, so we shouldn't bully them for it."
Albert: "Yeah, I guess it's like how people can't change their skin color or gender or sexual orientation. It's not their fault."
by Wrackspurts and Nargles September 8, 2019
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Pedophiling

The act of being a creeper.
I was up late last night, and I saw a man pedophiling outside my window.
by planner93 March 20, 2010
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pedophile

someone who is over the age of 18, dating someone who is under the age of 18 by force or not
my girlfriend is such a pedophile
by I’m kinky rn December 6, 2020
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pedophile

stop being a pedophile
by xX_coolmandude_XX9999 July 3, 2018
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pedophile

What you get called by older people who assume that younger people don't have the intelligence to be in a relationship.
You pedophile!
by frabrizio February 2, 2017
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pedophile

a pedophile chased after me. his name was probably robby.He owns a van
by notdickwad December 14, 2019
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