ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

Republican toilet paper

The U.S. Constitution

Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

paper chasin

tryin to make that money

man, im steady paper chasin.

by antwan duncan September 1, 2003

research papering

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.

Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.

by (B)^2 March 28, 2009

paper mario

One of the best fucking games in the whole world. It kicks X-box right in the balls, and it's on a 64 bit system!

Paper Mario kicks fucking ass!

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

Pacer

A torturous P.E. activity which involves running around with other morons to bad music.

Damn! We're doing the Pacer AGAIN?!

by Chickee July 6, 2005

Paper Headed Snake

A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide

I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot

by Secretavenger February 20, 2008