Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.
The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.
One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.
One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
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To destroy, own, or eradicate in the possessive I form. It can replace "I win, I am the best, YOU ARE BAD", where self approval is being promoted and assumed in its usage.
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by Mr. Evan Sousa September 29, 2010
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Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."
Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."
Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
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-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!
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