pable

The Spanish equivalent of "babydaddy."

Juanita and Juan were never married, but had a bambino together. Therefore, Juan was Juanita's PABLE.

by Mirabile January 17, 2008

palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.

He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.

by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

Paleonoic era

Paleonoic era adj Greek palaios, ancient + Greek noos, mind; cf. Paleozoic era, from Greek zoe, life Ð the current epoch of ancient mind, of the first intelligent machines; the era that in the history of consciousness takes place similar to that of Paleozoic era in the history of life.

Looking at ourselves from the perspective of a distant future, we appear to be people of Paleonoic era when the first non-biological forms of mind were just emerging, when the forces of thinking just got released from the prison of cranium in creating computers and other increasingly more self-organising forms of artificial intelligence.

by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003

Pale Carrot

A Pale Carrot is a code name for a joint. The name comes from when you roll a joint and twist it, it resembles a rather pale carrot.

Yo man, do you wanna go outside and light a pale carrot?

by Thumpside July 21, 2006

Paleopabloism

It's when a Chad puts Jesus first and country second and hate degeneracy. It was founded by famous tik toker Paleopabloism. We are traditionalists and believe in family values

I'm tired of groypers they don't hold any Christian values, Paleopabloism fits my beliefs better

by Oogaboogapaleocon April 16, 2021

Paleo Dating

A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".

"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."

by TD241 October 3, 2013

India Pale Ale

A delightful variety of beer, characterized by a distinct hoppiness and generally high alcohol content. The origins of IPA are from back when England had colonized India; the pale ales they were sending to the colonists in India often could not make the long journey and would arrive undrinkable. By adding a large amount of hops and increasing the alcohol content, the beer was able to survive the journey. AND IT'S DELICIOUS...nomnomnom

"Hey, while you're up, wanna grab me a beer?"

"Sure, what kind?"

"India Pale Ale! What are you, stupid?"

by MikeLe! December 1, 2009