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panic! at the disco

Probably a fire. Because if I were at the disco and there were a fire I would most likely panic(!), though they say not to. Panicking at the disco usually leads to people getting trampled, so be careful.
Sally (breathless): Panic! at the Disco.
John (Aghast): Yeah, I saw you trample that old lady on the news.
by Jeans May 19, 2006
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Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.
" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."
by fat freddie December 27, 2009
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Strawberry Panic!

An anime which I have no idea why it's not defined.

It has almost no plot but a large part of the series has to do with lesbian intimacy..and that makes it interesting.

Takes place between 3 all girl schools.. so I guess naturally SOMETHING will have to happen in fiction.
by kismetX44 February 9, 2009
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PANIC FACE

When you suddenly realize you lost something that you just had (ie: eye glasses, keys, cell phone) you get this panic look on your face, your stomach drops and you do a 40 yard sprint to the last location you thought you had them, to realize you had them all along.
Person #1 UH OH! You have your panic face on, what did you lose?

Person #2 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.

Person #1 Get back here dumb ass! There on your face.
by NYY1 February 26, 2010
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Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
by "BAD" May 1, 2011
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bathroom panic

The painful, very sudden awareness that if one does not get to a toilet quickly, one might crap oneself. Sometimes accompanied by loud abdominal sounds and goosebumps.
In the midst of going down on his girlfriend, Gregg abruptly ran to the bathroom, as he was overcome with bathroom panic.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
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Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.
Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004
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