The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.
by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006
Get the FAG PARADEmug. by shaddshadd May 22, 2011
Get the goon parademug. 1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.
2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.
2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.
1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!
2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.
2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.
by appleinthestew May 30, 2010
Get the lawnchair parademug. When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 June 30, 2014
Get the Dad parademug. 1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.
2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.
3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.
3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.
2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
by velvetmidget November 4, 2013
Get the pickle parademug. n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
Get the goat parademug. The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.
1 *messenger notification*
Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?
You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000
2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo
You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!
Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.
I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?
You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000
2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo
You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!
Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.
I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016
Get the Welcome Parademug.